EDMOND CLOTHING!

KUNG FU PANDA

dylan — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:26:15 +0000

Couldn’t find anything really all that interesting to write about, and this picture always makes me laugh. so this is what passes as a post for now. Busy working on the launch, so don’t think i’m not trying to get the clothes up for sale as fast as i can.

BAD NEWS IS NEVER EASY

dylan — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:09:01 +0000

i’ve been trying to think of a way to break the news that we won’t be launching tomorrow like i had hoped. My screen printer said i would be getting my tees on Thurs and Friday now. So to soften the bad news i’m posting this picture of some hot girl. Stay with me everyone we will be up soon. I’ve got to stop saying that, i think i’m jinxing myself.

TATTOO TUESDAY

dylan — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:47:22 +0000

this is what happens when every decision you make is the wrong one.

THIS IS A TEST

dylan — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:01:36 +0000

this is a test, if you watch this and laugh, then i’m sorry to tell you that you are going to Hell.

THE OLYMPICS ARE OVER

dylan — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:48:06 +0000

i can’t say that i’m a huge fan of the Olympics. Maybe because i have yet to be invited to compete in them, the Judges said i had an unfair advantage and it wouldn’t be fair to the others that train so hard, because i don’t need to train because of my natural ability to be awesome. swim 200 meters? run a mile? thats why we invented jet skis and motorcycles. the only reason those events are in the Olympics at all is because a million years ago when the Olympics were invented there wasn’t any other options. trust me 100 years from now it will all be robots any way.

GET HIGH WITH DINOSAURS

dylan — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 00:59:51 +0000

SNEAK PEEK

dylan — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:44:52 +0000

what is it? what could it be? will it ever be for sale

TIDDY BEAR WINS NOBEL PRIZE

dylan — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:05:09 +0000

Tiddy Bear! it almost sounds like Teddy Bear, but they spell it with an “i”. thats so cute. but i’m afraid that some people might get confused and think they are saying “titty”. wait? what? that is what they want? well thats just wrong….um? do we have to order them in pairs then?

PRETTY SURE THIS IS HAPPENING

dylan — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:47:04 +0000

talked to my screen printer who promised me that my shirts would be done this week and ready for pick up on Monday. I also talked to my friends over at Loserkids.com to see how fast we can get them up on their site if i deliver on Monday. they said one, two days max. so there you have it. as close as i have ever been to launching this brand. so i’m going to say Edmond will be up for sale Wednesday or Thursday on Loserkids. but i warn you, my luck has been terrible with delays so don’t yell at me if something happens. everyone cross your fingers and hold your breath i’m pretty sure this is happening.

EVERYONE RUN!!

dylan — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:13:20 +0000

well thats it everyone, good game. we had a nice run. it is now the official beginning of the Apocalypse. i think it goes something like this, water turns into blood, plagues of locusts scourge the earth and a demon cat will come forth with 4 ears. well thats just purrrrrfect. get it? purrrfect? just trying to lighten the mood now that we are all going to die. come on that was sort of funny. oh, and don’t look directly into it’s eyes thats how he steals your soul and brings it back to bury in his litter box in hell.