now i like to to get my news like everyone else…from the internet. And everyone knows that everything you read on the internet is fact, cause they wouldn’t let you post a lie. so this just crossed my path. this “monster” apparently washed ashore in Montauk, Long Island. this smells sort of like the Cloverfield monster if you ask me. but just like the X-files movie, I want to believe.

i saw this on the news. A baby born with fur and the appearance of a monkey. In some sort of freak accident, a baby was born that looks as if it could be a monkey, but has all the same features, organs and limbs as a regular baby. the craziest part is that it’s mother is a monkey too! it’s all too crazy to comprehend. my head is going to explode.

I thought i would follow up yesterdays star wars post with this little gem. now i like the Star Wars bad guys like everyone else, so i get the Darth Vader, Boba Fett, storm tropper, Darth Maul, and Jabba the Hutt, but Bib Fortuna? come on thats just stupid. everyone knows that Salacious Crumb was Jabba’s sidekick. i think i may have said too much, i’m a nerd.

if you have seen the movie Clerks then this video is hilarious, if you have seen the new Star Wars movies then this video is hilarious. If your parents are around this video might not be so hilarious.

i can’t believe the weekend is already over, i also can’t believe this video. but i’ll give it to the guy, he has brass balls for doing this. i once jumped into a swiming pool off a friend’s roof and onto an inflatable raft and i thought i was pretty cool, i bet it’s the same feeling.

the sticker bowl fooled some of you in it’s ability to hold stickers, it holds way more than you would think, the full amount that i counted was 1096. thats alot stickers. And the winner was Raj, with his guess of 1101, just 5 shy of hitting the number dead on.

like many of my previous contests this one takes almost no skill. almost? no, this takes no skill, i’m going to argue that being able to “guess” is not really a skill set that can land you a job or get a girlfriend. Just guess how many stickers are in the glass bowl. thats it. pretty easy. i will pick a winner on friday closest one wins, so start guessing!

we got a little plug from hypebeast.com yesterday, much appreciated. thanks Pete.

i usually make fun of these tattoos, but i have to give it to this guy, he went all the way, 100%. anyone with that sort of commitment and passion has earned my respect even if it’s a super mario bros. tattoo.

i think it’s time we did another contest. i’ll come up with something tonight and post tuesday or wednesday.  good luck this one is going to be tough. or maybe not if i get lazy.