there is only one reason to go to a country fair, not to see the biggest tomato, or who can milk a cow fastest. it is to see the ever important envelope pushing science of what can be deep fried. these people are the real heroes in my book. they are the ones that make my life worth getting up every morning. (*sniff: wipes away tear) I love you deep fryer persons.
What you are looking at below is Deep Fried Mac N’ Cheese. Who is the inventor of this? and why isn’t he our president?
I must have really done something to upset the gods, first i get robbed, and now a black widow almost attacked me. And i don’t think it was the good kind of poisonous spider that gives you super powers, pretty sure it was the other kind that bites you, lays eggs in your brain, makes your wiener fall off, and then you die with a head full of spider babies that will erupt through your eyes, nose, and mouth, right when someone discovers your body and is about to preform CPR. Maybe i need to stop watching horror movies.
it wasn’t so much the fact that i was robbed but the fact that the police aren’t living up to my tv/movie imaginary standards of crime solving. the thieves stole all my camera gear out of my car ( it was even parked inside my garage), plus my sunglasses. When the cops showed up i was prepared to give them my alibi, list of possible suspects, and my fingerprints, because i was sure they were going to haul my car off to the CSI headquarters to test for possible DNA evidence. None of that happened. And now i have to take the law into my own hands. first off i will need a secret lair to work on my crime stopping weapons, a one piece body suit and a cool sounding super hero name. Super Iron bat hulk man seems about right.
you hear alot about rising gas prices, the war in Iraq, global warming. but somehow the greatest threat facing mankind has been completely ignored. Folks, i am talking about a real problem that our President doesn’t want you to know about but by then it will be too late and you’ll most likely be dead, i’m talking about the devil’s goldfish or by it’s street name, the Snakehead fish. This little shit can’t be killed, it’s the cockroach of the water. “But we’ll just not go in the water, problem solved”, then you are an idiot, the snakehead can breathe air and wiggle across land. we are all going to die. fact.
what puzzles me is why chubacca would get a tattoo of himself?
not sure how many of you caught this. but there is a new section added to the site. “LOOK” and see if you can find it. wow i am clever.
the first time you watch this, it’s just funny. but if you watch it a second time you have to appreciate this kid’s gigantic set of balls. not in ten lifetimes will you ever catch me playing the slap game with this guy, for two reasons, one i’m not stupid, and two…well i think i already stated my case in reason one. ( i should have become a lawyer ). On the second viewing look at the size of that guys hand! if this was a cartoon that hand would have turned into a frying pan, and the kid would have “X”s over his eyes and little birds and stars swirling around his head. i love cartoons.
alright this is my last post for the day. i will see some of you tomorrow. its going to be hot, bring some gatorade!
tomorrow is GO SKATEBOARDING DAY, and honestly you should go skating everyday. so if you are in san diego, come out to the Loserkids store and join us for some skating and free stuff!
i don’t know why i like this so much but i do.