this is the goriest movie i have ever seen and this is only the trailer. BEWARE!
if any of you are in San Diego this weekend and are going to be checking out the Sun Diego skate contest keep an eye out for me. ( i won’t be in the contest just hanging out watching it all go down ).
look who i caught terrorizing the office, a fellow dinosaur. nothing says dedicated employee than 30 minutes running around the office trying to catch a lizard. if i don’t then who will? i expect my presidential award and military medal have already been mailed for my courage, will they name a day after me for my selfless deed?, i think we both know the answer to that question.
there used to be this show called “CHiPS”, California Highway Patrol. it was about two mismatched california motorcycle cops and how they would use their status as cops to pick up women. Now i’m no attorney but that doesn’t strike me as entirely legal, the show was on for something like 10 years. But what i do know is that Casey from Washington D.C. won the Edmond chip challenge. now that sounds like a show to me. “one brave young boy and his search for the 5 different flavors of Route11 potato chips”. Congrats Casey! your prize pack will go out today.
Apparently there are many of you still on Spring Break, if i have to be stuck here at work you better be out going wild. i once watched a documentary about how females “go wild” during this time of year. it was fascinating, apparently plastic beads are like Kryptonite to girl’s brain cells causing them to make awesome questionable decisions that couldn’t possibly affect the rest of their lives. And just like Superman you must use this knowledge wisely.