there is a hidden object in this photo, can you find it?

i have an eagle theme going this morning and with keeping with all things eagle here is one of the craziest animal videos i have ever seen, and let me tell you that i’ve been to Tijuana folks and this is way crazier.

Let me ask you a question, “does dying a horrible firery death not play a factor in your decision making process?” well then this offer is just for you. all that is required is that you be able to drive in a straight line and keep your foot on the gas until you break all previous land speed records ever. For some reason the inventors of the Rocket Car, don’t seem up to the challenge of dying driving the thing themselves and are looking for a driver. they only have 3 requirements, over 20yrs old, charismatic, and good looking. I would do it myself but it turns out i’m too good looking, damn my perfect bone structure! why God! why!

everyone loves fridays, look they even made a movie about it.

When i look at this picture i think to myself, not that this guy managed to pick 20 different bad tattoos, its that he had no plan. he had no theme. winged bat demon skull, hell yeah! throw that on, itchy and scratchy heads, darth vadar mother board, tribal eyebrows? sure why not. lets all learn something from this, think before you ink.

the Edmond Icon tee made it’s way into this month’s Vapors mag.

when you google the word idiot this image pops up. and you know what? it’s pretty accurate. if you lose on the first round of “who wants to be a millionaire” a trap door should open up under your seat and they banish you from interacting with the rest of the human race in fear that your stupidity could somehow be contagious.

after an exhausting search yesterday for something funny to write about i did what any person would do, i gave up after 15 minutes. but today i hope to redeem myself with “Bark Man”, more like “Barf Man”, get it? i only changed one letter and now his physically crippling disease is now hilarious.  i am truly a master of the English language.

there is really nothing on the internet to make fun of today, believe me i’ve been looking all morning. because of my strong work ethic i will continue to put off all my projects until i find something to write about. i don’t care how long this takes, even if i have to surf the web all day, no work will get done until i find something.