i could try and write a funny caption for this, but i think the video is all you need to laugh.

if you have seen the movie Clerks then this video is hilarious, if you have seen the new Star Wars movies then this video is hilarious. If your parents are around this video might not be so hilarious.

i can’t believe the weekend is already over, i also can’t believe this video. but i’ll give it to the guy, he has brass balls for doing this. i once jumped into a swiming pool off a friend’s roof and onto an inflatable raft and i thought i was pretty cool, i bet it’s the same feeling.

People are going to say all sorts of things, like he could have gotten hurt or better yet he missed out on getting himself a full page in his high school yearbook ” in memory of “. but i’m not going to blame the kid, kids are impressionable, he obvious watched “Teen Wolf” too many times. that being said, i blame Micheal J Fox, he is the real criminal here. and if i was walking down the street and saw this kid i would have to say something….”What Up!!!”

i don’t know why i like this so much but i do.

if you are ever in a similar situation, remember ants are not bears. i know thats going to be tough to remember. but you don’t want to “play dead” around ants, they simple don’t care. Ants are ruthless killers that must be stopped!

So, true story. at my old high school i held the record for most hours by a student behind the wheel. you needed 8 hours of driving time with the instructor. i however graduated with 17 hours. was it the time i drove on the wrong side of the road? or the time i raced another car? or maybe the time i got the student driver car past 90mph? we will never know. what we do know is that i kick ass.

the quality is pretty bad, cell phone video, but the commentary that the guy gives more than makes up for it.

i always knew that one day us humans would lose our long standing spot on top of the food chain. and if Hollywood movies have taught me anything it was that we would have to bow down to either Monkeys or Robots. Well all that changed, the monkeys and robots have come to some sort of truce in order to enslave all humans. monkeys and robots working together, i never saw it coming. mark your calendars people, “May 29th, Humans hand over civilization to Monkeyrobot overlords”