Tiddy Bear! it almost sounds like Teddy Bear, but they spell it with an “i”. thats so cute. but i’m afraid that some people might get confused and think they are saying “titty”. wait? what? that is what they want? well thats just wrong….um? do we have to order them in pairs then?

People always rush to say that Michael Jackson’s Thriller is the best video ever made. What those people fail to recognize is the sheer genius behind this Ratatat video, sure there’s no singer and it sounds like something you could make if you had a few hours to kill on a rainy afternoon. but damnit, they actual took the time and made a music video and you didn’t cause you are lazy. And the lesson here is that if you don’t try, you’ll never fail.

i could try and write a funny caption for this, but i think the video is all you need to laugh.

if you have seen the movie Clerks then this video is hilarious, if you have seen the new Star Wars movies then this video is hilarious. If your parents are around this video might not be so hilarious.

i can’t believe the weekend is already over, i also can’t believe this video. but i’ll give it to the guy, he has brass balls for doing this. i once jumped into a swiming pool off a friend’s roof and onto an inflatable raft and i thought i was pretty cool, i bet it’s the same feeling.

People are going to say all sorts of things, like he could have gotten hurt or better yet he missed out on getting himself a full page in his high school yearbook ” in memory of “. but i’m not going to blame the kid, kids are impressionable, he obvious watched “Teen Wolf” too many times. that being said, i blame Micheal J Fox, he is the real criminal here. and if i was walking down the street and saw this kid i would have to say something….”What Up!!!”

i don’t know why i like this so much but i do.

if you are ever in a similar situation, remember ants are not bears. i know thats going to be tough to remember. but you don’t want to “play dead” around ants, they simple don’t care. Ants are ruthless killers that must be stopped!

So, true story. at my old high school i held the record for most hours by a student behind the wheel. you needed 8 hours of driving time with the instructor. i however graduated with 17 hours. was it the time i drove on the wrong side of the road? or the time i raced another car? or maybe the time i got the student driver car past 90mph? we will never know. what we do know is that i kick ass.