this is what happens when every decision you make is the wrong one.

this is a test, if you watch this and laugh, then i’m sorry to tell you that you are going to Hell.

i can’t say that i’m a huge fan of the Olympics. Maybe because i have yet to be invited to compete in them, the Judges said i had an unfair advantage and it wouldn’t be fair to the others that train so hard, because i don’t need to train because of my natural ability to be awesome.  swim 200 meters? run a mile? thats why we invented jet skis and motorcycles. the only reason those events are in the Olympics at all is because a million years ago when the Olympics were invented there wasn’t any other options. trust me 100 years from now it will all be robots any way.

what is it? what could it be? will it ever be for sale

This post goes out to all of you that have to start school already. man that sucks.

well today is the day we have all been waiting for, no not the launch of Edmond ( we are very close by the way ), today is the Bigfoot conference. yes two guys from Georgia have claimed to have found the body of a real life bigfoot. i watched CNN all morning and they never even mentioned this. now this is real news. what else could be going on more important than this? war in Russia? the Olympics? not even close! this is BIG FOOT!!!!

The winning entry was “Tom Selleck in the new Fox series Magnum Feline.” i grew up watching Magnum PI after school, and i swear i have seen every episode..except the last one.  it’s like reading a book and stopping at the last chapter. one day my life will be complete and i will stumble on some late night channel playing the season finale of Magnum, but until then, Congrats to chris with his winning name.

i only wish i knew where this magical place is that serves glazed donut cheeseburgers. if i had to take a guess i would say Heaven.