Does anyone remember this? it was a skit on SNL ( saturday night live ) in the early 90’s with Patrick Swayze. look for it on youtube, it was pretty damn funny.

Now this tattoo wasn’t very smart. what is he going to do when there is a Zombie outbreak? carry a sign saying “i’m not a zombie”? no one is going to believe him. best of luck to him when the undead walk again, if movies have taught me anything it’s that zombies are bound to happen, chemical spill, space dust, witchcraft, it’s only a matter of time.

I thought i would follow up yesterdays star wars post with this little gem. now i like the Star Wars bad guys like everyone else, so i get the Darth Vader, Boba Fett, storm tropper, Darth Maul, and Jabba the Hutt, but Bib Fortuna? come on thats just stupid. everyone knows that Salacious Crumb was Jabba’s sidekick. i think i may have said too much, i’m a nerd.

i usually make fun of these tattoos, but i have to give it to this guy, he went all the way, 100%. anyone with that sort of commitment and passion has earned my respect even if it’s a super mario bros. tattoo.

I think if i was going to get a tattoo of a food, i could think of something better than a hotdog. personally i would have to go with Donuts, but not a sissy donut with sprinkles, something tough like an Old Fashion or a Maple bar. what food would you get tattooed on you forever?

There is really nothing i could add to this photo

what puzzles me is why chubacca would get a tattoo of himself?

“oh, please god make her keep those bottoms on!” i think i’m going to be sick

i can’t really envision how this happened, he lost a bet?, got it when he was drunk? thought it would be funny? even if he thought it was funny when he lost a bet while drunk, he should never remove his shirt and he can pretty much swear off ever being with a girl ever again. good move.