i can’t say that i’m a huge fan of the Olympics. Maybe because i have yet to be invited to compete in them, the Judges said i had an unfair advantage and it wouldn’t be fair to the others that train so hard, because i don’t need to train because of my natural ability to be awesome.  swim 200 meters? run a mile? thats why we invented jet skis and motorcycles. the only reason those events are in the Olympics at all is because a million years ago when the Olympics were invented there wasn’t any other options. trust me 100 years from now it will all be robots any way.