it wasn’t so much the fact that i was robbed but the fact that the police aren’t living up to my tv/movie imaginary standards of crime solving. the thieves stole all my camera gear out of my car ( it was even parked inside my garage), plus my sunglasses. When the cops showed up i was prepared to give them my alibi, list of possible suspects, and my fingerprints, because i was sure they were going to haul my car off to the CSI headquarters to test for possible DNA evidence. None of that happened. And now i have to take the law into my own hands. first off i will need a secret lair to work on my crime stopping weapons, a one piece body suit and a cool sounding super hero name. Super Iron bat hulk man seems about right.

you should become “DinoMan”
– fierceness of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, speed of a Velociraptor, anger of a robbery victim, and the body of a man…