everyone knows how this works? the best submitted name for the person in the below picture wins an Edmond prize pack. *note: cookie monster will not be accepted, thats just too easy.
i eat cookie monster for breakfast
King Kong Bundy
Gloria the fat camp reject
Why, thats my great Uncle Sally.
Samantha “chiplicious” Mcnoneck
It´s my parent’s fault
1,000 chins delicious
Starving Stacy
“Bertha finally gets a date for the prom..”
Is that a cookie? or a mole on my neck- Irena…doesn’t matter
Helga Crocker (Betty Crocker’s daughter)isn’t allowed inside until she cleans up her act and gets that chocolate chip off her shoulder.
damn, should have used a condom
OM NOM NOM GIRL!
my double chin, big HURNGRY step sister Sally!
sending vacation picture from cookie rehab.
and look its her big brother
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big guurl jessica shaking her double chin to the baha men
Sweat cookie WilLARD
Diego Maradonna
Sally “Why go out for milk when you’ve got a cow at home” Johnson
Fattie McBubbleneck is what comes to mind…
Snarles Chumpkins…
Snarles Chumpkins…
snarles chumpkins
i eat my feelings
Chins Ahoy! (not related to any Keibler elves)
Don Vita!
Pillsbury dough girl
*poke*
Darcy “This cookie will keep my extra 23rd chromosome happy” Downs
edna mctoonex
Tonya “one time at band camp…i ate out a cookie” McFizz
Short-neck Cook-E
Stephanie “does this cookie make me look fat” Cox
“Little Debbie’s lesser twin”
Sorry to post again but I found out her real name isn’t Fattie McBubbleneck it’s actually:
Gertrude “If I turn my neck any further I’m gonna queef butterscotch pudding” McNasty
“Cloverfield” Case// Subject: 002
Nestle Fathouse
I am cool, but I am fat !
My Mommy says i was a mistake. you dont think im a mistake do you mr.cookie? didnt think so
thats why i love eating you
the SEX!
Miss Piggy
Jigglypuff McChunka
“COME ON COOKIE…COME HERE TO YOUR BIG MUMMY!!! GO BABY SHAKE YOUR CHOCOLATE FOR YOUR MUMMY…YOU ARE DAMN HOT BAD GUY!!!”
hay mah name is helga and mah mum sent me to fat camp and i waz to lazy to do nething else so they put cookies on my shoulders cuz i’d work fer that and they say mah duble chin might disappear if i keep tryna catch the cookies
Amy Winehouse after rehab
Leah”CHip Off the Ole Block” Perry, Daughter of Rosie O’Donnel and William Perry
A whale’s vagina
known to the german’s as San D
known to the german’s as San Diego
the mclovin of fat camp
A Wild Snorlax Appears… Ash feeds it a cookie and it retreats…
Our cookies make you larger than life
Fatty The Lion
Patty McPancake
zacks a nerd
Martha Stewart
OM NOM NOM NANCY
Casper the Ghost’s fat ass sister
To the left, to the left, tasty choclate cookie in your neck to the left
Inside every fat person is a thin person crying to get out - but you can usually shut the bastard up with biscuits.
Jamie “Yeah! I Do Want A Cookie” Kashary
i wish my nipples tasted like chocolate chip cookies :p
BIGGY BUNSON
i didnt even notice the 2nd cookie on the other shoulder……..what a hounder.
This one time, at fat camp, I learned how to french kiss….LIKE THIS!
her name is Berniece Fonzo for sure
chubby lumpkins
Gertrude McFat-Bitch
Its a double barreled name!
she looks like a lump of lard sat on her and then melted in.
the building behind her is a fat camp, but what u dont know is that the cookies grow on the trees around her and them 2 just happened to land on her shoulder.
the kids r 2 fat 2 run so the staff get to fallen cookies first.
and, well, have YOU ever seen a fat person climb a tree? i havent…
but yeah, my entry is: Gertrude McFat-Bitch.
(Chocolate)Chip Kitteredge: The REAL American Girl
i’ll call her
cookie lover
or fatty loves cooki3
or even the cookie rookie
Mz. Cookie
girl scout