Let me ask you a question, “does dying a horrible firery death not play a factor in your decision making process?” well then this offer is just for you. all that is required is that you be able to drive in a straight line and keep your foot on the gas until you break all previous land speed records ever. For some reason the inventors of the Rocket Car, don’t seem up to the challenge of dying driving the thing themselves and are looking for a driver. they only have 3 requirements, over 20yrs old, charismatic, and good looking. I would do it myself but it turns out i’m too good looking, damn my perfect bone structure! why God! why!
That’s actually pretty amazing but I don’t wanna die thanks