the person that gives this guy the best name wins an EDMOND t-shirt prize pack. something like “Dangerous Dave” or “Gun Crazy Sexy Guy”, everyone get the idea? ok, lets hear them.
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“Phillip Rapes-your-kids-when-you’re-not-home-while-playing-guitar-hero-3-on-expert”
Slash “Packs Heat and Treats” Mason
tom delonge’ dad.
delonge’s* my b.
BRUNO the BEEFCAKE.
Dwayne “The Destroyer” Clayborne
he is guitar hero
Dylan Anderson
Johnny-who-tries-to-impress-ladies-by-getting-them-two-tickets-to-the-gunshow-Jackson.
Carl “I wanna rock your body” Brutanananadilewski
. . . This guy looks incredibly like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
“lives in his parents basement” Larry
Sasquatch Joe!
Jerry “Who needs a wife, when you got all the fun you need in the bed already” Dickmen
hobo hooligan gun holding long haired balding almost-naked hairy chested fat ass carl
Aboriginal Al
How about High Chief Wang Hammock?
Jimbo Bates, Resident Hillbilly
Filthy Frank McHairy Tits AKA Dimebag Derrells younger brother inventor of guitar hero !!!
“El Luchadore” Dan Wisp Flubberkins CEO of Gun N’ Fun Bedside Sales
pavarotti pre-opera boom
Gung Ho Gary- Killed Chuck Norris Twice
Tom Delonge in 5 years
Guns, rock ‘n roll, and a sweet mullet, it’s the American Dream
the modfather
the belliana jones
back to the puke-ture
warlard
bodzilla
king lard
Gung Ho Gary doesn’t cut the grass, he stands on it and dares it to grow
joe “sandbag” schmoe
blow ma’ joe
buffia
muffia
grosstitute
isaac ewwton
Sean “Carries guns in holster and pants” Smith
santa balls
taco terror joe
the guitar zero
the bed wonder
leopold “tiny nips” carter
bad ass bruiser boy
Harry Johnson
or
Pistol Peter
Grizzly Adams “Private Investigator”
Mr.’ “I’m better than i look in bed”
Look at me im a hot beefcake sandwich ready to get it on. (guns only for show) but if your interested you can have that 2
Pistol Whipping Wally
Phat Phuck “thick dick” Seth =]
Dr. Bootylicious Thundercat
Sex’s Epitome
10,000 BC meets 2008
just drink another beer and i will look better man
My-head-hair-isn’t-the-only-thing-receding-man
HotBorisBro9
I’ll-bone-you-with-my-9mm-Jeffery
Abe Owner
or
Hugh G. Rection
Eustice “The Twizzler” Bodean
Iam Huge Injapan
Joe Mcfurry
ewoks
Matt Wachter
half money man, half pigo benis sugar nipp dont F with me, Arnold
Marvin “The Marauder” Mooseknuckle
Why did you give big foot a gun???
Slappy Wipes Lewis
Dante Stiff
Boris “Salad dodger” humphries
Basement Guitar Hero/Rock Band Legend Sexy “Sterile” Steve - “I My Shoot Blanks, But My Guns Don’t”
carson daily
Boris “Twinkies” Wannabangyokiddies
MR. Bojangles
“The next best president”
“proud like a god”
Ron Jeremy
R kelly
buttsex jackson
Dave ‘Is that a gun in your pocket, or just pleased to see me?’ The-Rave
Penis Pistol Pete
Or “Buddah with a mullet”
Pubert J. Hamilton-Gomez
potbelly paul
Bawdy Bruce the Bedroom Recluse
umm I have a theory…. has anyone ever seen Slash without his hat or glasses? I mean.. you never know
“The Perfect pose and attire to seduce your girlfriend with”
Alpha Kenny One
(gotta say that out loud to understand)
Freddy Friendly Fire
Sid Sexpistol
He*s the man!
Hang out Tony
Mr FLobby
Edmond Dinosaur
“The virgin mary”
Long Hair Dont Care
I’d have to name him either:
Haywood Jayblowme, Peter File, Mike Rotch or Harry Setotestes
wolf gang paco (hairy chest)
Willy ‘large gun’ Starr
“Rock-out-with-My-Cock-out” Rodge
hmmm. newest picture known to man of the ‘real’ sascuatch
fat man the guitar hunter