the “Give him/her/it a name” contest winner is… Brendan Taylor, from Myrtle Beach, SC, the name he came up with…Madam Rinkel Vagine. Congrats Brendan your prize pack will be coming soon

There is really nothing i could add to this photo

I’ll be out of the office doing official clothing design research at Magic Mountain Amusement Park.

its been a little while since we did a contest. so once again the best name given for the “person” below wins an Edmond Prize pack. the craziest thing about the photo below if you look in the background it isn’t halloween and no one is else is dressed up.

this may be the perfect tattoo, i can’t find anything i would change, ok, maybe i would have put a tank top on the dolphin to class it up a bit. but honestly how could you regret this, that would be like me saying i regret being awesome.

there is only one reason to go to a country fair, not to see the biggest tomato, or who can milk a cow fastest. it is to see the ever important envelope pushing science of what can be deep fried. these people are the real heroes in my book. they are the ones that make my life worth getting up every morning. (*sniff: wipes away tear) I love you deep fryer persons.

What you are looking at below is Deep Fried Mac N’ Cheese. Who is the inventor of this? and why isn’t he our president?

I must have really done something to upset the gods, first i get robbed, and now a black widow almost attacked me. And i don’t think it was the good kind of poisonous spider that gives you super powers, pretty sure it was the other kind that bites you, lays eggs in your brain, makes your wiener fall off, and then you die with a head full of spider babies that will erupt through your eyes, nose, and mouth, right when someone discovers your body and is about to preform CPR. Maybe i need to stop watching horror movies.

it wasn’t so much the fact that i was robbed but the fact that the police aren’t living up to my tv/movie imaginary standards of crime solving. the thieves stole all my camera gear out of my car ( it was even parked inside my garage), plus my sunglasses. When the cops showed up i was prepared to give them my alibi, list of possible suspects, and my fingerprints, because i was sure they were going to haul my car off to the CSI headquarters to test for possible DNA evidence. None of that happened. And now i have to take the law into my own hands. first off i will need a secret lair to work on my crime stopping weapons, a one piece body suit and a cool sounding super hero name. Super Iron bat hulk man seems about right.

you hear alot about rising gas prices, the war in Iraq, global warming. but somehow the greatest threat facing mankind has been completely ignored. Folks, i am talking about a real problem that our President doesn’t want you to know about but by then it will be too late and you’ll most likely be dead, i’m talking about the devil’s goldfish or by it’s street name, the Snakehead fish. This little shit can’t be killed, it’s the cockroach of the water.  “But we’ll just not go in the water, problem solved”, then you are an idiot, the snakehead can breathe air and wiggle across land. we are all going to die. fact.